Eoghan Quigg is a strange little thing that was on X Factory three years ago. He came third. You can’t make this shit up!
Above is him now, in Now magazine, having been to the gym. You can’t make this shit up!
‘I was so young I didn’t know what was going on!’ says Eoghan Quigg of his X Factor days, presumably having been shoved inside a crate with a damp cloth for sustenance and shipped there by his fame-whorey parents. You can make this shit up!
Below is him then, aged, ooh, younger. Yum.
Remember Eoghan Quigg? Us neither. Here he is without a neck.,