Behold Biscuit Boy, after having lost several stone on the diet known as ‘not being a greedy bastard’. He has lost so much weight that he now feels comfortable going about the house in bare feet whilst wearing a white shirt undone all the way to here.
Don’t know about you, but those wall panels are to die for.
Biscuit Boy has also started messing with his eyebrows yet he claims he is now straight. You do the math. It’s all over the place.
‘I was recently attracted to a woman who was just like me in a woman’s body,’ Biscuit Boy tells this week’s Now magazine, which is quite the scoop.
There are so many things wrong with that sentence that we might have to get drunk to numb the pain.
In other news, there was a kitten on our bus this morning. On the bus!
'Member Biscuit Boy from last year's X Factory? Not so many biscuits, now. Oh and he's also straight, now. We'll be the judge of that.,