This is Jude Law, on his holidays in St Tropez. Some people refer to holidays as ‘holibobs’. These are the same people who call Holly Willoughby, Holly Willough-Booby. She is in fact Called Holly Fat Tits, Fatter Teeth Willoughby.
The writers at the Daily Mail – without question the most lusted-after of writers – have suggested Jude Law has lost it. Quite what ‘it’ is is anyone’s guess, though we’re sure Liz Jones is on it as we speak. It is foolish to have an opinion on anything until Liz Jones has spoken.
Jude Law, unlike American actors of a similar ilk, doesn’t wear knee-length layered shorts which ruin everyone’s fun. For that, he may drop trou’ and take a bow.
Still would. Why wouldn't?,