What is it with chat show audiences? What do they give them to get them frothing at the fanny every time the host as much as picks up a glass of branded mineral water? We realise it’s because more cheering means less content but it’s working our reserve nerve. Here, for example, is Madonna helping Ellen into a wire corset over the top of her clothes. From the reaction, you’d think she’d double fisted her without the use of lube. Calm down people, please. You’re giving us a headache.
Madonna + Ellen + mum dancing = mayhem!,