What a vile, money-grubbing fame whore Chantelle Houghton is! But then you knew that.


Chantelle Houghton, the reality star who will never cry behind a closed door while she can stand on a doorstep in front of cameras and do it, has come way out of the bag on the father of her child, Alex Reid. And remember, Alex Reid is someone who went out with Jordan, so we know what we’re dealing with here.

After months of being frankly pathetic, whingeing about how a cross-dressing, cage-fighting, ex-porn star wasn’t turning out to be the best possible father in the world, Houghton (famous for being NOT famous in the Big Brother house, let us remember: she can’t even pretend to be a glamour model. And we’ve interviewed it, by the way: it is vile) has decided to let the world in on her misery via the medium of Twitter. And soon, no doubt, a highly paid interview in a magazine.

Reid, who Houghton was engaged to, apparently told her that the cross-dressing was just a publicity stunt and not a lifestyle choice. She was engaged to be married to him! But it wasn’t. She was engaged to be married to him! He also set up a sex dungeon while she had to sleep on the floor (so, book into a hotel with some of the OK engagement party money, silly tart!) and was having an affair with someone who may be a man or a woman, may be a prostitute or not a prostitute. Well, wouldn’t anyone take any chance they could get their hands on with this weepy numpty waiting for them at home?

Our advice to the useless, careerless, cheerless Ms. Houghton: shut up and get a job.

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