Would you like to see this man’s penis? Do gay bears have anonymous sex in the woods?

 

He is Soulja Boy and he is a *checks notes* rapper. Up until now we had never heard of Soulja Boy, but Soulja Boy has ‘accidentally’ posted a picture of his penis on Tumblr and if there’s anything that grabs our attention, it’s Tumblr. No, penises! It was a penis waiting to happen, for which he has accidentally apologised, profusely. Or something.

His profuse apology goes like this:

‘I apologize to ever seen that, accident.’

We’re not sure where Soulja Boy learnt the English language, but we sure as Hellja didn’t just float down the Thames on a Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer.

You can see Soulja Boy’s accidental penis after the jump. It is big, it is hefty, it is NSF the odd W, and we believe his name is a play on Soldier and Soul. They didn’t have shit names like that in our day. And you could leave your back door open!

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3 comments to “Would you like to see this man’s penis? Do gay bears have anonymous sex in the woods?”

  1. What are those dots? Are they follicles?

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  2. Don’t care about the dots, looks good to me

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  3. Oh oh, he’s got pen on his face.

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