This is not news, people. That David Cameron is a cunt. What is news, however, is that David Cameron – our Prime Minister – has linked paedophilia to being gay.
During an interview on This Morning *checks notes* this morning, David Cameron was discussing the suggestion of a child abuse ring in the highest echelons of the Tory government during Margaret Thatcher’s tenure. Talking of cunts, etc.
Without even a second’s thought, this is what David Cameron – our Prime Minister – said:
‘There is a danger if we are not careful that this can turn into a sort of witch hunt, particularly about people who are gay.’
Some people will think we’re nitpicking. Maybe we are, maybe we’re just making a very valid point that our Prime Minister has admitted on national television that, subconsciously or otherwise, he associates paedophilia with being gay.
Interesting that he doesn’t fear a witch hunt against straight people – because, we hate to break it to you, David Cameron, but the overwhelming majority of paedophiles are heterosexual. You know, like Jimmy Savile – just against the gays.
This, ladies, gentlemen and undecideds, makes him an utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter cunt.
David Cameron, you utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter cunt.,