Here is the face of the man we will be banging on about for the next few years. Justin Welby, the new Archbishop of Canterbury, or Chief Fairy Master, as we prefer to call him.
And if you’ve never had the pleasure to lay eyes on that mug before, it’s because he’s a fresh one, only recently a bishop let alone the leader of 77 million fairy-believers across five continents.
Just a little background on the man set to be the bane of our lives for the foreseeable. He went to Eton like David Cameron, and was a member of the Pall Mall Club, so a real man of the people. A high flier in the oil industry specialising in Africa, where the oil companies are renowned for their fair treatment of the natives. And an evangelical who wants to get back to the nitty and the gritty of the word of the Bible. So expect a return to slavery and the stoning of unclean women at their fathers’ doors. Oh, we’re not going back to that? Just the opposition of gays as bishops even though no mention of that is made in the Bible? Oh, OK then. And opposition to gay marriage because, according to the word of god – or Word of God, depending on how gullible you are – marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman.
We’re going to have fun with this one, kids. Bring it on
The face of our new nemesis, Justin Welby, the fresh Archbishop of Cunterbury.,