Lisa Biron (honey! The shoulders!), a homophobic lawyer affiliated with the Alliance Defending Freedom (we’ll be the judge of that), a vehemently anti-gay bunch of crazies who believe equal marriage will destroy society. Much like nude lipstick.
Lisa Biron, of New Hampshire, The Colonies, has been arrested and charged with ‘the transportation with intent to engage in criminal sexual activity, possession of child pornography, and five counts of sexual exploitation of children’.
The Alliance Defending Freedom says this about equal marriage:
‘The threats to marriage as an institution will harm society, especially children.’
And that concludes today’s Schadenfreude news.
And in today's Schadenfreude news...,