In this rather fetching video – fonts, colour, more fonts! – a group of Catholic nutters (natch) going by the name of Come Unity in Truth (we’ll be the judge of that) claim that birth control turns men gay (hooray!), women into slags (hooray!), and fish transsexual (oh!).
‘Studies have shown that men are far more attractive to average fertile women than they are even to supermodels,’ goes the video’s narrator. Stress on the ‘even’.
‘What is a man to do while the majority of women are contracepting and he no longer finds them desirable? While contracepting women degrade themselves through immodest dress and action in an attempt to attract men who are confused through the lack of fertile women?’
Whilst we ponder that quandary, can we just talk about ‘contracepting’? And bumming?
Isn’t paranoia fun!