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Gay sex is ‘repulsive’, says this fine figure of a Colombian senator…

 

Roberto Gerlein – who looks like he hasn’t seen his penis since 1973 – has had himself a little homophobic temper tantrum during a sesh of the Colombian Congress.

Roberto Gerlein – a senator – was frothing at the fanny in response to a proposal to modify Colombia’s civil code so it recognizes that procreation isn’t the sole purpose of marriage. Our own King-in-waiting would be fucked if that were the case.

Instead of stopping, looking both ways and then straight ahead in the mirror, Rob launched into a 20-minute tirade of crazy talk, whilst the rest of the room took the time to Google Lorraine Pascale’s recipe for ‘I Can’t Believe I Made That Cake!’ cake.

‘I am repulsed by the fact that two men could share a bed,’ he exclaimed. Honey, you better believe!

‘Gay sex is an act that is dirty and revolting,’ he continued, whilst stifling a little semi in his non-iron trousers.

‘(Homosexuals) are born with the bad luck of having a smaller hypothalamus than heterosexuals, that’s why gay people are born,’ he explained, as the Colombian Government launched an immediate inquiry into the National Curriculum.

‘I have to accept these people because they are human’ – honey, don’t do it on our behalf! – ‘(and) I can’t have prejudice against them’, he lamented, whilst elsewhere in his homeland women, children and quite a few hot men were being slaughtered by drugs lords.

‘It’s interesting that Gerlein isn’t disgusted by corruption or violence,’ said Bogota town councilor, Angelica Lozano, in response.

Well even our ears were burning and we always thought we were fairly vanilla.

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  1. Eye for an eye. Gas him.

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