Who we kidding, we stayed in the pub and schlepped through Google instead. Who moves in this day and age?
As we go to press no-one seems to know why the guy dropped trou’ and took to Prince George, first Duke of Cambridge and, in breaking news, distant cousin of the Queen.
But during the hullabaloo, which lasted three hours (in these shoes!), naked man snapped off the hand of the Duke – which was holding a sword! In these shoes! – and waved it about like a crazy person.
The police then arrested naked man under the mental health act.
After the jump you’ll find a racier picture of naked crazy. His grip is phenomenal.
We schlepped all the way to Whitehall and all we got was this lousy picture of a naked man straddling Prince George.,