Morrissey – last seen not coming out of the *checks notes* closet – has a lot to say about Her Majesty’s Royal Family. Never one to skip a beat, he’s using last week’s death of Jacintha Saldanha to bring some of the low-light onto him. Though, if we were him, we’d be careful of those six chins.
Morrissey, who we last rolled our eyes at after he declared he will not, under any circumstances whatsoever, be watching the London Olympics from his shiny Los Angeles home overlooking the humble Sunset Strip owing to ‘brand-Britain’ and the Games’ ‘dizzying jingoism’ – reports that he bitch-slapped Rosario the cleaner after she inadvertently switched to NBC after light-dusting the remote control are unconfirmed – now appears to have a direct line to the Duchess of Cambridge. Hello! magazine would kill for that!
‘She feels no shame about the death of this woman,’ he declared, whilst adding that he is sure that Clarence House ‘put maximum pressure on this poor receptionist and nurse.’
Because Prince Charles and co. are just darn nasty like that. In between baking scrumptious Duchy of Cornwall shortbreads and shaking mittens with post-menopausal lollipop ladies, there’s nothing they like better than a good old night of nurse-bashing.
‘Of course that’s kept away from the press,’ he told our roving Royal Correspondent, Chicken Licken.
Portly has-been Morrissey is stamping his feet for attention again. Let's give the cunt some.,