Shayne Ward off-of… X Factor, was it? Pictured here wearing something sparkly. Gareth Thomas, big gay rugby player, Luke Campbell, cute non-gay (but who can say?) Olympic boxer, Matt Lapinskas aka Anthony Moon off-of EastBenders (mind you, he’s already broken his hip in training so…) and, erm, Keith Chegwin.
Our favourite is still Pamela Anderson though. Who are we kidding? We’re sliding off our designer imposter chairs at the thought of Gareth ‘you’re so tall’ Thomas in a tight onesie.
And the crumpet on this year's Dancing on Skates on Ice is...,