This is Neil Patrick Harris – gay, homosexual, tender bottom, father – seen in an advert promoting the Super Bowl, which our work experience tells us is not a dish from the Banana’s Tree’s lunch menu but something else entirely.
In it, he hard-sells the date of the Super Bowl by smearing it over not one, not two, but two cheeks. Turns out it’s February 3rd, 2013.
*makes a note of that*
The manner in which he smears his date is also the manner in which Tim Tebow smears passages from the bible over his own cheeks. We’re guessing they’re the pithy ones, otherwise we’re talking a whole other kettle of cheek.
Tim Tebow is a New York Jets quarterback, which our work experience tells us is not a sexual position, but a… oh we stopped listening.
Religious nutcases aren’t happy.
‘They’re pushing a gay agenda by using him,’ says one. ‘And they’re mocking Christians at the same time.’
Very sensitive, religiouses, aren’t they? It’s almost like their entire existence is based on a fairytale.
Readers of a dreary conservative site, WND, are even calling for a boycott of CBS, the channel that aired the ad.
Oh people… Some people smear. Get over it!
Ps. Shame about Tim Tebow thinking Jesus wants him for a sunbeam. We’d totally bum him (see overleaf), but our Diptyque candle would come out in welts.