French homophobes – back-bottomed by the Catholic church – took to the streets of Paris over the weekend to protest that if gay marriage is approved by the French government there would be merry hell to pay. Not only would the sky come a-tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down, but the Madeleine industry would go the way of Marie Antoinette’s head and Gerard Depardieu’s nose would grow to such an extent that he would be a Russian resident without actually having to leave the French capital.
‘Our objective is to wage a real battle to protect the family and the child,’ said Alain Escada (below), an official from Civitas – spelt C, U, N, T, S – the Catholic pressure group behind the rally.
Shame he can’t wage a similar battle against those teeth.
Our French is a little rusty these days, but this definitely translates as 'I am a cunt'.,