Katie Price has reportedly married for the third time, after a worldwind romance that took her round the whirl. Even she doesn’t know the identity of her third husband.
Despite only meeting him the Saturday before last, and despite having been engaged to someone else entirely up until a fortnight or so before then, Katie Price defied the cries of religious nutters the Vatican over who said that if she were to bring the sanctity of marriage into disrepute, society would come crumbling down – and it would take the sky with it.
*checks memo from Cunt Benedict the Nazi*
Oh wait, sorry. Apparently Katie Price could set up a quicky marriage shack in Sodom and/or Gomorrah and Jesus wouldn’t bat a Millionized eyelash, because she is what is known in the business as heterosexual and it’s only gay marriage that destroys the ‘very essence of the human creature’.
Just so long as we’re all clear on the matter.
But what would Chicken Licken say?,