This is Salvatore J. Cordileone, Catholic Archbishop of San Francisco, seen wearing all the make-up Mac ever made. Then some Bobbi Brown Illuminating Bronzer for that just stepped out of a concessions counter look.
But you’ll never guess what… he’s not in favour of equal marriage. We’d fall off our designer-imposter chair were in not for the fact that we just haven’t got the time.
Rolling out all the usual chestnuts, albeit with a sneaky twist, Salvatore J. Cordileone (try saying that with a mouthful of penis) thinks that letting people of the same sex who love each other marry and then, 179 hail Marys let them adopt the children of, say, a couple of heterosexual junkies, will bring down civilisation. So far, so must try harder.
But here’s that twist. Salvatore J. Cordileone, hell bent on thinking constantly about men in their natural state, has compared equal marriage to male breastfeeding.
In an interview with the Catholic Herald, which fits into your life and your cassock, he said, ‘the truth is clear’.
As is the irony.
‘Wanting children to be connected to a mother and father discriminates against no one. Every child has a father and a mother.’
Yes, but not necessarily alive and/or sane.
‘Either you support the only institution that connects a child with their father and mother or you don’t.’
We think he’s talking about straight marriage. Or McDonald’s Happy Meals.
‘If you use theology, you will play into their hands and they will say you use religion to control people. Marriage isn’t primarily in theology, marriage is in nature. Theology builds on the natural institution, giving us a deeper mystical and supernatural sense of its meaning.’
By ‘their’ he means the gays. He really overestimates our interest in fairy tales.
‘Legislating for the right for people of the same sex to marry is like legalising male breastfeeding.’
See, told you!
Look at this dolly. He is our Cunt of the Day.,