This is what is known in show business as an utter prick.

Justin Bieber – who clearly doesn’t have enough people around him who use the ‘no’ word – is a tip-top starlet whose mother is one of those pro-life morons. The apple doesn’t fall far from the moose, etc.

Justin Bieber favours the sartorial style popularized by prisoners with a penchant for bumming. The lower you go, the bigger the penchant. We’re sure his mother approves.

As for the over-sized cap placed on the head just so, grow up.

As for the six pack, yes we know. You’re barely knee-high to a pop sock so a low BMI is hardly something to show off about.

As for the universal sign of persecution complex around your neck, Jesus doesn’t want you for a sunbeam but those nice men down the Vatican probably do.

In conclusion, we’ll leave it to the glorious Marlena Shaw to take the words right out of our mouth…




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