It’s called ‘Provocations’. Not only will we be the judge of that, but it stars Alexander Skarsgard. And we would bum that.
This story is going so well!
If they didn’t have the whole goddamn pretentiousness in slow-mo (what year is this?) we might have stuck with it till the end. But seeing as there’s air to be breathed somewhere or other, we gave up after 37 seconds. Or eleven. Or something.
Who wants to see a ten-minute Calvin Klein video that's nine minutes, 43 seconds too long?,