Welcome to George Bennett, criminal mastermind and surly top, who was sentenced to two years in prison for catching a rabbit, or a mole or something, we weren’t really paying attention, back in 1860. He had a sallow complexion and eyes that were grey. We have a designer-imposter chair and we’re now slipping off it.
This is his mug shot taken before being slung in Bedford Prison. The stain has been noted.
Chances are he’s now dead, but it would be churlish to put a dampener on things when it’s Valentine’s Day and we’re just going to stand in front of the mirror until we too have such a dazzling come-to-bum moustache.
Can you imagine how often they dropped the soap with this one?
We think we're in love,