‘I am here to tell you that homosexuality is wrong,’ says Chunks , who should clearly be spending more time on her teeth than on her homophobia. It’s all on a handy Facebook page she has set up called Stop Homosexuality. Why didn’t anyone think of that before? Simply stopping it. Taking the batteries out so that it stops.
‘Please nothing rude or anything like that,’ she goes on. ‘If you’d read the Bible then you’d know homosexuality is a sin.’ Actually, at the risk of sounding pernickety, if you’d read the Bible – capital B – then you’d know that homosexuality is not a sin but ‘an abomination’, and that’s how we’d like to keep it, thank you. And if you read the Bible, lady, you’d know that tattoos are banned in the same bit of that good book as a good bumming is and don’t even get us started on fabrics made from more than one fibre, such as that polycotton mix top you’re wearing there.
And while we’re on the subject, we love that Facebook would censor images of work by Michaelangelo for being overly racy, but would allow lovely Linda (or whatever her name is) to set up a page called Stop Homosexuality.
This lady thinks homosexuality needs to be stopped. She's apparently happy with neck fat and a greasy fringe though.,