Yes, you may recognize that tell-tale thick black frame of narcissism… this is, indeed, Blue’s glittering Duncan James who once was straight and now is tanned to dirty protest.
Not since the heady days of talking about his penis while Lee sang the good notes has Duncan been so hectic. Busy working mums have nothing on him!
The Speedos are of course ridiculous, he of course should take them off immediately, and if the need arises he of course should conduct a docking session with his pal who looks like a more bouffant Oscar Pistorius. And don’t ask us what ‘docking’ means, it’s our Dictionary.com word of the day and we promised to use it at least sporadically.
Big old gay old Duncan old James is forcing people to say, 'Put it away, love!' again...,