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Big old gay old Duncan old James is forcing people to say, ‘Put it away, love!’ again…


I'm fat, right?

Yes, you may recognize that tell-tale thick black frame of narcissism… this is, indeed, Blue’s glittering Duncan James who once was straight and now is tanned to dirty protest.

Not since the heady days of talking about his penis while Lee sang the good notes has Duncan been so hectic. Busy working mums have nothing on him!

The Speedos are of course ridiculous, he of course should take them off immediately, and if the need arises he of course should conduct a docking session with his pal who looks like a more bouffant Oscar Pistorius. And don’t ask us what ‘docking’ means, it’s our Dictionary.com word of the day and we promised to use it at least sporadically.

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8 comments to “Big old gay old Duncan old James is forcing people to say, ‘Put it away, love!’ again…”

  1. Who would say such a thing?! Only if “away” meant “right here” (pointing to one’s geographic physical vicinity)

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  2. This man is like the Marc Jacobs of the boyband world.

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  3. Duncan does not need to “put it away”.
    He has not harmed anyone.
    If people don’t like to seeing it, well, don’t look at it.

    Why are you, me-me-me.tv behaving like a bully, for the sake of a cheap, nasty gag?

    The other thing I notice is the negative undertone every time you refer to someone as a “dolly”.
    Please stop this. You are turning into people you often condemn (eg: religious or right wing people).

    Thank you.

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  4. In what way, shape or form is this negative or discriminatory, Dean Ismael? My you’re a touchy old dear.
    The tone is clearly jovial, affectionate, irreverent and fun. If you find this piece bullying and think it compares to the actions if the religious right, then you’re clearly a moron.

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  5. Dean, what level of gay have you reached?

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  6. Too gay to function, clearly!

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  7. Leave Dean alone, bullies!

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  8. Yes, you guys are demonstrating my point.

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