Turns out dolly’s been working out. Though we’d like to take this opportunity to announce we never want to see a woman’s heavily manicured nails running down a man’s naked back ever again, whether in a music video or in brutally honest ‘but what does this mean for us real women?’ reportage by that cunt Liz Jones.
Song’s not bad, actually. Though he’ll have someone’s eye out with those notes.
Is that television's glittering Melanie Sykes writhing around in bra and panties with Matt Cardle, also in bra and panties?,