Here he is. Cardinal Keith O’Brien in daywear. Dolly O’Brien, you might remember, is the senior Roman Candle cleric in the whole of Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales and… oh, there’s another bit but we can’t… Northern Ireland. Reason enough to be contemptuous, you might think.
But not content with being the representative of nasty old paedophile enabler Pope Benny on this green and pleasant land, Missy O’Brien took it upon himself to lead a particularly nasty cavalry charge against the gays describing same-sex marriage as ‘harmful to the physical, mental and spiritual wellbeing of those involved’, adding that it was ‘madness and grotesque’. Not unlike that hat. He then put £100,000 of the Church’s money – money mostly bagged from Mussolini and secretly invested in London properties – into his unsuccessful campaign.
How interesting then that he should resign after allegations from not one, not two, not three but four priests and former priests of ‘inappropriate’ behaviour. Isn’t that interesting? Very interesting. Of great interest. Something we are keenly interested in.
Prof Tom Devine, an authority on Scottish history writing in The Telegraph, said: ‘This is probably the gravest single public crisis to hit the Catholic Church in Scotland since the Reformation and its effects in the short term are incalculable. Many of the faithful in Scotland will be stunned by the seismic turn of events.’
For us, however, it is highly hilarious. Not to say interesting.
You would have to have a heart of stone not to enjoy the downfall of this cunt,