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Ellen rips the American Supreme Court a new arsehole. Well, more gently prises its arsehole apart.


Some lesbians are gay. Get over it!

Ellen DeGeneres, who you may remember from her daily stints not interviewing famouses on prime time Telly V is, after Sappho, Justin Bieber and Sophie Webster, the most famous lesbian on the planet. Nice work if you can get it.

We would whoop here but this isn’t the Ellen show.

Ellen has written an open letter to the Supreme Court of the United Dolly States to urge it to drop Proposition 8, which is that thing in California that legalized cuntiness. This is what she said:

“Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they’re fine.

But even though Portia and I got married in the short period of time when it was legal in California, there are 1,138 federal rights for married couples that we don’t have, including some that protect married people from losing their homes, or their savings or custody of their children.

The truth is, Portia and I aren’t as different from you as you might think. We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.

Coming out was one of the hardest things I ever did. I didn’t intend to be on the cover of Time magazine saying, ‘Yep, I’m gay.’ The truth is, I don’t even remember saying that. I mean, I definitely said the “I’m gay” part. It’s the “yep” I don’t remember. I’m not really a ‘yep’ person. ‘Yes siree Bob’ maybe. But not ‘yep.’

In the words of Benjamin Franklin, ‘We’re here, we’re queer, get over it.’ And there’s another famous quote that says “A society is judged by how it treats its weakest members.” I couldn’t agree with that more. No one’s really sure who said it first, so if anyone asks, tell them I said it.

I hope the Supreme Court will do the right thing, and let everyone enjoy the same rights. It’s going to help keep families together. It’s going to make kids feel better about who they are. And it is time.

*I was just told Benjamin Franklin did not say that first quote. I apologize and see that I have a lot to learn about stuff.”

We would ask Ellen to drop trou’ and take a bow at this point but this isn’t the Ellen show. Besides, who needs a face full of bean at this time of a morning?

 

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One comment to “Ellen rips the American Supreme Court a new arsehole. Well, more gently prises its arsehole apart.”

  1. what next, a track from her new album?

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