Yes, ladies and germs, our favourite bit of rough Welsh scrag has been selected to represent Her Majesty’s United Kingdom at Eurovision in Sweden this May. So, seeing as we’re on the subject, let us recount our favourite Bonnie Tyler quote from an interview we did back in the “Holding Out For a Hero” days.
Someone had tipped us off that Bonnie was a bit on the rough side and had once walked into a pub in Cardiff or somesuch, opened her coat to show that she was not only naked but had green pubes. ‘Noooooo, that’s not true at all!’ she squealed when we put it to her. ‘They was aubergine.’
Bonnie Tyler does Eurovish for the UK! And do you know what? It's pretty good!,