The dowager Pope Benedict is captured here enjoying the first days of his freedom with his rumoured lover ‘Gorgeous George’. He looks resplendent in a jaunty white mid-length – what are we calling this? – matinee jacket, which he has teamed with a Dusty Springfield-style maxi-dress and youthful peaked bonnet. He looks the bomb!
Look at this cross-dressing old paedophile enabler as he walks in the grounds of the Vatican with his beau,