The all-new Archbishop of Cunterbury, seen here in a particularly zingy yellow, which is smart for town and brings out the evil in his eyes, has decided to start in on the gays before the ink is dry on his contract with the devil.
‘Throughout the bible it is clear that the right place for sex is only within a committed heterosexual marriage,’ he said even though the sit-com writers behind the bible historically had no concept of sexuality but it suits his anti-gay adoption argument so, what the hey?
‘Interestingly all recent research also shows that the children of such a relationship are likely (not always but often) to be happier and more stable,’ he continued, with scant regard for the actual research, which shows that the children of lesbians are likely to be happiest. But what’s a fact between friends? Right, wrong, it’s all part of the same continuum, isn’t it?
This all came up apparently in a discussion of Michael Portillo and his youthful homosexual dalliances. According to bonnet here, the media carries on like Mr. Portillo’s sexuality ‘is exactly the same now as then’. Heaven forbid! When he came over to a particularly comely male companion at a party ignoring all other people present, we were reassured that he just wanted to ask the time. Or tell a joke.
All we have to say to Dr. Welby Jr. here is, we’ve already taken out the Pope. Do you really want to come and get some?
OK, fucktard, do you really want to start with us? Have your lot not learnt their lesson yet?,