Kerry Katona would like to us think she’s bumming this bloke. Poor bastard.


Kerry Katona would like to us think she's bumming this bloke. Poor bastard.

Kerry Katona – here seen going about her business as a working mum on a beach in Dubai, a place known for its tolerance of attention seeking – would like us to believe she is shagging this bloke, whose name we can’t even be arsed looking up.

Kerry Katona – who to this day remains one of the most repellent people we have ever had the misfortune of interviewing more than once – is currently getting a bit cocky on The Reunion, a show in which *checks notes* lowest common denominator bands from the ’90s *checks notes* reunite. It’s a smash hit success.

Kerry Katona – who, if she isn’t still off her face on coke the whole time, should at least tell people she is because if that’s sober behaviour she’s even more of a cunt than we think she is, which would be an unprecedented level of cunt – was in Atomic Kitten. Everyone in Atomic Kitten apart from Kerry Katona is really nice.

Kerry Katona – who still hasn’t lost the baby weight – looks like a fucking potato.

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  1. You get nice holidays when you go bankrupt, don’t you?

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