He may have been the most popular president in American history with Americans (silly ones) but Ronald Reagan was a nasty piece of work. And that’s not even taking his Nancy into account. Isn’t she dead yet, the vile old trout? Anyway, it seems he has brought his children up to continue the good work of being bad for gays.
No, this is not a Toby jug, it is Michael Reagan, eldest son of that most moronic of all world leaders (well, until Bush Jr. came along). In his column in some publication that most people use to wipe out the bottom of their bins before they put the bin bag in, he writes on the subject of gay marriage that it is ‘a very slippery slope leading to other alternative relationships and the unconstitutionality of any law based on morality. Think about polygamy, bestiality, and perhaps even murder.’
Yes, gay marriage is the gateway drug to murder, people. Still looking forward to the pork and pickle fancies at Mike and Michael’s civil partnership?
‘It’s ultimately about changing the culture of the entire country,’ he went on. And on. ‘It inevitably will lead to teaching our public school kids that gay marriage is a perfectly fine alternative and no different than traditional marriage.’ Your point being?
Most bizarrely, he wondered why religiouses weren’t doing anything to oppose gay marriage: ‘Where in the heck are the churches on the issue of legalizing gay marriage?’ Erm… ‘Where are the Protestants, Jews and Catholics? Have they lost their tongues?’ Not to our knowledge. ‘Their hearts and wills?’ Oh, are you still there? ‘Their institutional you-know-whats? Where’s the moral outrage? Why aren’t thousands of our pastors, priests and rabbis shouting from their pulpits?’
And then he woke up. Only he didn’t.
Gay marriage is a gateway drug to bestiality and murder, says Ronald Reagan's smart-as-a-whip eldest son.,