Jeremy Irons – star of Dungeons and Dragons, Roald Dahl’s Danny the Champion of the World and Carly Simon’s front bottom (allegedly. Much like Jeremy Irons’ acting) – has thrown his little tuppence worth into the equal marriage pot. And it’s batshit crazy.
Jeremy Irons, here seen in lounge wear, compares, during an interview with the Huffington Post, gay marriage with incest, and says it debases what marriage already is.
‘It seems to me they [the gays] are fighting for the name,’ he said. ‘And I worry that it means we debase, or somehow change, what marriage is. I just worry about that.’
Is that what you said to Carly when you were schtuppin’ her behind your wife’s back?
‘Tax wise,’ he continues, ‘It’s an interesting one. Could a father not marry his son?’
‘Well there are laws against incest,’ says the interviewer, without even having to insert a Pinter-esque pause.
‘It’s not incest between men,’ argued Jeremy. ‘Incest is there to protect in-breeding, but men don’t breed therefore incest doesn’t cover that.
‘Now if that was so, then if I wanted to pass on my estate without death duties I could marry my son and pass on my estate to him.’
‘No, that sounds like a total red herring,’ says nice interview man, by which he means, ‘No, Jeremy Irons, you’re just a cunt.’
If you want to see Jeremy Irons making a complete tit of himself in moving pictures, go here.
And if you want to see Jeremy Irons’ little tuppence, click over the jump.
Well we never thought Jeremy Irons would be our Cunt of the Day but, oh look, he is!,