James Middleton is bumming professional social climber, Donna Air, formerly off-of that zoo bloke.
James Middleton – who is 26 going on wizened – met Donna Air after she picked him out of Forbes’ biannual ‘Who To Shag If You Want To Get On’ list, which Tatler readers wouldn’t even use as a Tena Lady.
James Middleton – here seen in a blue suit probably from somewhere – and Donna Air – who is wearing her blonde hair in a centre parting that goes up, then left a bit, then right, sharp left, right, left, right – spent last night at LouLou’s, a club for West London cunts.
The pair then whisked across Waterloo Bridge even though it was in entirely the wrong direction to an undisclosed location where Donna proceeded to bounce gold pennies off James Middleton’s arse, as seen here.
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A timely reminder to look at James Middleton's lazy-white ass.,