This man got bitten by a crocodile. That’s all well and good, we’re just interested in bumming.


This man got bitten by a crocodile. That's all well and good, we're just interested in bumming.

Welcome to Yoann Galeran, a French fisherman who was attacked by a crocodile in Australia’s Northern Territory last week. The croc got him in a headlock, then proceeded to do what is known in show business as the ‘death roll’. Yoann lived to tell the tale to some local newspaper, Broadchurch style-y.

But that’s all pounds, shillings and pence to us. We’re far more concerned with the cut of his jib. By which we mean his penis.

Drop those hackneyed cut-off cargo shorts, Yoann, and take a bow!

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One comment to “This man got bitten by a crocodile. That’s all well and good, we’re just interested in bumming.”

  1. You just know he smells of cigarettes.

    And I bet he’d punch one in the face after a fucking. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing – as long as he doesn’t mess my hair up.

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