Welcome to Yoann Galeran, a French fisherman who was attacked by a crocodile in Australia’s Northern Territory last week. The croc got him in a headlock, then proceeded to do what is known in show business as the ‘death roll’. Yoann lived to tell the tale to some local newspaper, Broadchurch style-y.
But that’s all pounds, shillings and pence to us. We’re far more concerned with the cut of his jib. By which we mean his penis.
Drop those hackneyed cut-off cargo shorts, Yoann, and take a bow!
This man got bitten by a crocodile. That's all well and good, we're just interested in bumming. ,