There might be irony in that headline if we could be bothered.
Otherwise, the above are Vivienne Westwood’s designs for the new clobber for Virgin Atlantic’s crew, which are being described as ‘good’, ‘very good’, ‘not as tarty as we thought’ and ‘really good’. Some people are asking, ‘Will they be allowed to wear knickers?’ but those people are cunts so we’ll ignore them.
The uniforms are being rolled out from July, just in time for whatever comes after that.
Aunty Viv does Virgin!,