What a hoot those One Million Moms are, giddy on their moral crusade to rid the world of homosexuality, cursing, and more homosexuality. Now they’re pointing their Safety Nails (TM) at the world of male grooming – some might call it ‘manscaping’, not us – because they see it as yet another symptom of a fallen society, which is the only sort of society we’ll have any truck with.
‘The new Norelco commercial goes beyond a close facial shave to body grooming well below the chest and back. This commercial went WAY TOO FAR! During the commercial, it shows a man trimming hair in different areas of his body. Toward the end, it shows him standing with his boxer shorts down with hair falling to the floor as he uses the hair trimmer. It is implied that he is shaving in his private area. The dialogue in the ad is equally offensive. “I’d wink at me; I’d hug me,” he says. Then he looks in the mirror, admires himself, and says, “I’d F*** me.” The F-word is bleeped out. But then they display their website, www.IdFAQme.com. This is clearly a play on the F-word.’
Nothing gets past those One Million Cunts, not even shit on Sherlock, which must be a gift from heaven. They’ve also taken to using capitals in the style of the Daily Mail, which must be some sort of comfort to both parties.
The commercial which goes WAY TOO FAR can be seen in moving pictures up there, but we guess you’ve played it over already. And over. And over. Guess what we’re thinking right now? Lazy bottom, mmm-hmmmn.
Oh yeah, in other news, if you want to get something noticed, offend One Million Moms. They’re begging for it. As are their husbands, come to mention it.
Those One Million Cunty Moms are now coming out of a boxy handbag at male grooming.,