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We would like to start this day, Friday 10th May, with Kirk Norcross’s penis.


We would like to start this day, Friday 10th May, with Kirk Norcross's penis.

Kirk Norcross, formerly of TOWIE, latterly of TOWIE, has knocked one out on what is known in showbusiness as Skype. And it turns out that instead of flicking herself off, like any normal person would, the woman with whom he was having his sesh took screen grabs. Like any normal person would. Hooray!

He has gone onto Twitter to explain his actions, which is like going on Twitter to explain eating a HobNob.

‘Fuuuuuuck!!!! People these days!!!! Cooooome oooonnn guys we have all done it I’m just the stupid one that got caught! Sorry guys :-(‘

Sic, by the way. We’d never use three n’s, no matter who’s paying.

The pictures – we’re assuming NSF most people’s W – are after the break. We’ll be slipping off our designer imposter chair for the foreseeable.

Kirk Norcross? Drop trou’ and take a bow. Oh, you already did.


We would like to start this day, Friday 10th May, with Kirk Norcross's penis.


We would like to start this day, Friday 10th May, with Kirk Norcross's penis.


We would like to start this day, Friday 10th May, with Kirk Norcross's penis.

 

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5 comments to “We would like to start this day, Friday 10th May, with Kirk Norcross’s penis.”

  1. Thank you Jesus!!!

    At least he’s a masturbating leftist.

    http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/kirk_and_jodie_190712/kirk-norcross-and-jodie-marsh-celebrity-couple_3997536.jpg

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  2. OOOOOOPS!!!

    leftist… on screen, that is!

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