Laying into David Cameron over the equal marriage thing, Norman Tebbit, surely a poster-child for the swivel-eyed loons we’ve been hearing about so much this week, declared that he quite fancied his own brother. We can only imagine what Norman Tebbit’s brother looks like. But then maybe he has a big cock.
Talking about how there are inconsistencies in the equal marriage bill which could be used to help families (not hard-working ones, just families) avoid inheritance tax (because Conservatives have always been big on inheritance tax and how you shouldn’t avoid it. Not ever!) he went into a rant about how David Cameron had ‘fucked it up’. Which is nice language from an elder statesman. Oh and cunt.
‘Maybe I’d be allowed to marry my son!’ he said. Why he said this, we don’t know. Is he currently allowed to marry his daughter?
‘Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter?’ he went on, not wishing to let this one lie. ‘Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other?’ Why only elderly sisters, we’re not sure. And then the clincher: ‘I quite fancy my brother!’
At which point his eyes swivelled.
Norman Tebbit wants to marry his son and quite fancies his own brother. What is it with Tories, homosexuality and incest?,