Meet Dominique Venner, a 78-year-old right-wing historian who hates the idea of gay marriage so much that, today, he took the trouble to walk all the way to the altar of France’s most famous church and shoot himself right up the Notre Dame.
Dominique, who fell from the creepy tree, hit every creepy branch on the way down, fell on a creepy person and then tried to bum him but the other creepy person was having none of it, was a well-known opponent of equal marriage in France. It is assumed that this very public suicide was in protest at France saying oui, madame(oiselle) to equal marriage.
Now let’s look at a list of things that Dominique Venner never felt the need to shoot himself in the head over:
– Children being raped by priests
– Divorce, no matter how many times.
– World poverty
– Corruption and/or corporate greed
– Military coups
– Palazzo pants
– Severe crow’s feet, but then how will we ever know?
This crazy has only gone and shot himself dead at the altar of Notre Dame in protest against gay marriage. What a pillock.,