The Daily Cunt. Such a daily ray of arseshine.
They have spent the last year having a go at the Government – usually with plenty of bad spelling – for pushing through equal marriage while there are much more important issues (because they can only do one thing at a time, right?). And they have spent the last year churning out story after story about it – usually with some bad grammar – because there aren’t any more important issues. Or something.
Unwilling to let it lie, we now have stories like this, stories to equal Norman Tebbit’s going on about can he now marry his brother because he really needs some incestuous cock in his arse (we think that was the gist… we frankly couldn’t be bothered to read to the end. Not while there was bumming left undone. Priorities, people!)
Well, we would like to take this moment to reassure the Daily Cunt and its readers that gay people have been getting on very well using the words ‘husband’ for men (or even ‘husbear’! Cheeky!) and ‘wife’ for women. Yes, that means two wives in one married couple and two husbands in one married couple but we have actually got our heads round it. Somehow, right?
Another thing: remember when the word ‘gay’ meant happy? Well, it still does!