Openly gay, openly gorgeous Russell Tovey, seen here in the altogether, is being touted (we’d tout the bollocks off him in this office) as the new Doctor Who. Which we think would be a career step-down.
Also in the frame are Helen Mirren (as if!), Billie Piper (oof), Idris Elba (holding out to be the first black James Bond, we hear), Rupert Grint off-of Harry Potter, Emily off-of Coronation Street, Basil Brush and some bloke off the telly. Our money’s on Basil.
The new Doctor Who in his nude! Maybe.,