The Vatican is about to announce John Paul II’s miracle so he can be fast-tracked to sainthood. What will it be?


A miracle on 34th calle (or whatever 'street' is in Italian)

Oh it could be so many things from the humble creating an image of our Lord Baby Jesus on a piece of Ryvita cripsbread through curing people of things that the Lord Baby Jesus had struck them down with in the first place to something flashy, something ‘pow!’, something ‘bam!’ like parting the Red Sea or letting his children come or something. No evidence necessary. We’ll take your word for it, people. It’s what ‘faith’ is all about, remember!

The Vatican – big teases that they are – have hinted that it will amaze the world (we will take a lot of amazing, frankly) and it apparently concerns a family that prayed to him after he had died. Which seems a bit like he had nothing to do with it if he was already dead, but that’s us.

We wish him well. *laughs*

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