She’s has never been flavour of any month around these parts, has US Vogue editor Anna Wintour.
Quite apart from the totally riddick way she looks (That helmet! The sunglasses even while sitting in a darkened room! The boney boney Boney M-ness of her!), she has championed the revival of fur and has had dead skunks thrown at her while in smart restaurants for her trouble (it totally wasn’t us, we have full alibis for the dates involved). We even lost a quite promising boyfriend who was high up in UK Vogue after a drunken row about what a cunt she was/wasn’t in the back of one of London’s iconic black taxis. The driver was pretending to be on his phone.
And yet despite all of that, we do today salute her. Having just got onto Twitter, she chose as her first post to congratulate the US Supreme Court (and we do think it’s great to name the highest court in the land after Motown’s best-ever girl group) on its outlawing of DOMA (Defence of Marriage or somesuch).
‘Today’s rulings are a big step forward for all Americans striving to achieve equality. I couldn’t be happier or more proud. A.W. PS Neon handbags are big, big, BIG for fall/winter’.
One bit of that might not be entirely accurate, by the way.
We've never had time for that nasty old cunt Anna Wintour, but now...,