According to this poster from Christians for Michele Bachman (let’s not go there. A moron, plain and simple. And we do really mean ‘plain’ and ‘simple’), if you’re not horrible enough to gays all sorts of things start happening.
Men start kissing dogs. Girls start in on the pussies (we think that might already be happening). Grasshoppers grow really big and start making out with Jon Voight. Ducks and badly drawn donkeys start getting it on. Sounds like a crazy world. And we kind of like it.
Start being nicer to the gays everyone!
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