Meet Emmanuel Martey. He isn’t afraid of a frill, but he is afraid of the gays.
As head of the Presbyterian Church in Ghana – which is known in the business as a country no one gives a fuck about – he holds the enviable post of heading a flock of nutters. And in his latest rant – rants which spend an inordinate amount of time obsessing over the gays, OKrrrrr? – he has decided that that rather wily gay agenda has gotten into bed with the devil. Of all people! With those horns! And that it is trying to infiltrate the Ghanian government.
Speaking at some hoochie coochie church somewhere, he said that Ghana must not accept the ‘satanic practice’ of homosexuality, and that ‘Satan’s deadly agenda’ is hell-bent on having the country ‘destroyed’.
‘This is the reason why acclaimed homosexuals want to attach themselves to Ghana’s presidency.’
Acclaimed? Oh, Emmanuel!
Martey, who is also a professor (you do the math), added, ‘All homosexuals want to meet in Ghana because of the country’s uniqueness.’
Honey, it’s not exactly Mykonos.
Emmanuel Martey, head of the Presbyterian Church in Ghana and here seen doing his best Cher impression, thinks that gays are part of 'Satan's deadly agenda'. Try squeezing that in a Tweet.,