No, it’s not Kylie. And it’s not Faye from Steps. And it’s not Hayden Panettone from Nashville. Or the one with the crispy hair and the annoying demeanour. And it’s not the blonde one from Bananarama. And it’s not Emmanuel Martey from Ghana (though that is your best guess so far!)
No! It’s *checks notes* Jared Leto off of films and records that no one buys! By Terry Richardson in Candy magazine.
We love everything about this. Except maybe the clothes, make-up and hair. And bustier. And earring.