He’s known as Captain Jack, Mr. Saturday Night, Mr. Big Stuff and the naughtiest man ever to stalk the West End stage. But his mum calls him John. And his servants call him Mr. Barrowman, sir. He is John Barrowman. And he’s now legally married to his long-term bottom, Scott (we’re making assumptions: you don’t let penises of that length and girth go to waste in a household).
We salute them and wish them well. And hope this doesn’t spell the end of their famed Speedo parties.
The gay with the biggest penis in all showbiz is now a married man!,