This is Victoria, a four-week-old kitten who was found on the Tube at *checks notes* Victoria Station on Monday. It is not known which actual line she was found on, unlike that Kardashian child who was discovered in an Eskimo papoose on the Northern Line.
Victoria, who was in a little cardboard box at the time minding her own business, was covered in a sticky substance.
‘Little Victoria is certainly one of the most unusual items of lost property handed in to London Underground,’ said someone at London Underground who’s currently milking this story like a bastard.
This kitten was found on the Tube!,