Listen, it’s an urgent call to pray4marriage (don’t EVER say Christians aren’t down with the kids, okrrrrr?) outside Her Majesty’s Houses of Parliament on Monday before those heathen MPs vote to contravene ‘God’s pattern for marriage’ and allow people of the same sex to betroth themselves to each other. Listen, if God exists, he/she’s a cunt. Let’s just say ‘tsunami’ and leave it there, shall we? And never mind those mysterious ‘Tales of the Unexpected’ ways he moves in.
Yes, kids, the Christians are finally going to have to suck it up and accept that good old sensible ideas ultimately beat out fairy stories when same-sex marriage is made into law. But that doesn’t mean it’s not too late to go and shout at them. Which is why we will be dressing up to the nines (maybe even the tens and elevens) when we go down to HMH0P on Monday around 5pm to shout at Christians. If only we had lions.
PS We suggest praying for better hair may be more pressing at this moment in time.
Join us as we shout at Christians on Monday outside Parliament. Weather expected to be nice.,