‘For example, I might say to Gino D’Acampo I want to cook linguine and he goes, what now? And I go I’m at home… we could get people watching it!’


'For example, I might say to Gino (D'Acampo) I want to cook linguine and he goes, what now? And I go I'm at home... we could get people watching it!'

Peter Andre, the poor man’s Limahl, has space in that part of the brain normally occupied by self-awareness.

In a move that would make even Oprah Winfrey wince, he has launched his very social medium. Which is like social media, but just the one.

Called The Peter Andre Channel, it is a way the *checks notes* singer can keep in constant contact with his fans through exclusive videos, messages and news.

‘I think it’s a really cool idea,’ says Peter Andre.

‘For example I might say to Gino (D’Acampo) I want to cook linguine and he goes, what now? And I go I’m at home… we could get people watching it and they could be cooking it at the same time watching me.’

We’re slipping off our designer-imposter micro-scooter as we speak.

Peter Andre also said that some of his fans may even be lucky enough to receive a phone call from him.

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  1. “The poor man’s Limahl” may be your greatest work since “Some thoughts from Joan Collins – seen here fucking someone on a swing – on the moral collapse of Great Britain”.

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